WTFAY Spirituality or Tourette Syndrome?

I could be wrong, but I’m sensing the emergence of some new, or ancient, spiritual path of self inquiry I call WTFAY? It seems a little baroque, or maybe cosmically evolved, but what do I know?

Apparently it begins with a startling contact with or glimpse of the Source, the Mystery, Cosmic Consciousness, whatever. . . that leaves the larva soul muttering, yodeling, crying, yelling, ranting, or rhapsodizing in various tones of awe, excitement, befuddlement, fear or desperation, “What the f**k was that!? or “What the f**k just happened!?” or “Holy shit, you won’t believe the whole f**king thing is an ILLUSION!” But that’s just the high points. Then come the lows . . . trying to figure it all out.

When the seeker is ready, has sat on the cushion enough, pondered enough, ruminated enough, counted his or her breath a million times and wandered in Mind forever it seems, he or she may be lucky enough to be blessed by grace to encounter a guru who presents him or her with the ultimate fundamental self inquiry, “WHO THE F**K ARE YOU?” (WTFAY)

Guru: “Who the f**k are YOU?”
Student: “I’m a seeker.”
Guru: “WHO the f**k are you?”
Student: “WHO the f**k am I?”
Guru: “Wrong emphasis, who the F**K are you?”
Student: “What? Who the f**k ARE you?”
Guru: “No. Who the f**k are YOU?”

This may devolve or evolve, depending on your point of view, into the inquiry, “Just who the f**k do you THINK you are?” or “ No, I’m serious, WHO the f**k do you think I AM?”

This path of inquiry may or may not lead to the Ultimate Integral Universal Understanding of Everything. But if it does, you might want to put on some shades so as not to be blinded by the f**king Light?